You might be a Redneck:
- if your fishing license is more precious to you than your marriage license.
- if your truck, car, boat and mower all share the same battery.
- if you put Alka-Seltzer in cheap wine to get champagne.
- if you've ever rolled a riding lawn mower....
- if you've ever skinny-dipped in an inflatable pool.
- if you wash your car more often than your kids.
- if you move to another state so you can buy beer on Sundays.
- if you've ever gotten naked to retrieve a golf ball.
- if your wife has a set of earrings that you use as fishing lures.
- if the local blood mobile truck is an ice cream truck on weekends.
- if they call you a soccer mom because the entire team is your kids.